I am not exceptionally gifted, nor am I incredibly bright. I’m pretty good enough as an artist to have my imaginations wholly drawn.Ģ. I have performed open-heart surgery, played Hamlet, and spoken with Elvis.ġ. I build large suspension bridges in my yard when I feel bored.Ģ2. Using only a mouli and a toaster oven, I have made an extraordinary four-course meal.Ģ1. I am gifted with the knowledge of the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants using only a hoe and a large glass of water.ġ9. Studying gets me so sleepy, but I always end up browsing on Facebook (or any other social media app) for hours.ġ8. I am so hot that I wonder if I contribute to global warming.ġ7. I am so cool to the extent that even ice cubes become jealous of me.ġ6. I just wish my mouth had some pause button sometimes. I’m just getting my belly filled up with food while everyone I know is either getting married or getting a boyfriend.ġ4. I always feel this particular excitement of wanting to go back to sleep each time I wake up in the morning.ġ3.
I don’t think the laws of physics apply to me because I am unique.ġ2. I am athletic I can surf the web for hours.ġ1. Nobody is perfect, I am nobody, and therefore I am perfect.ģ4.
Even if I came with instructions, you can’t handle me.ģ3. I smile a lot, and you’ll never understand.ģ2. God is creative, I mean… just look at me.ģ1. Do you want to know me? Come closer so I can whisper my attitude.Ģ9. Are you looking for awesomeness? Look here. What I am looking for is a blessing, not in disguise.Ģ7. I participate in full-contact origami on weekends to steam off.Ģ6. I frolic, I dodge, I weave, I balance, and my bills are all paid.Ģ5. I receive fan mail, yet I’m a private citizen.Ģ4. I’m only lazy when someone steals my motivation.Ģ3. Sometimes, it takes me all day to get nothing done.Ģ1. Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.Ģ0. I am one perfect person to be your favorite hello.ġ9. I wish I had a friend like me because I’m so awesome.ġ7.
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